Joke: ABOUT MHIZTA EMY

Mhizta Emy

1.Real name… Emmanuel

2.Nick name: Mhizta Emy

3.Sex: Male

4.Nationality:USA

5.Hobbies:Collecting teeth from live crocodiles and catching
bullets with my bare hands…Swallowing blades and nails

6.My records:Fought with a lion and broke it’s neck, skinned
a crocodile alive and held my breath underwater for 2
months, 3 weeks, 6 hours. 5 minutes and 56 seconds.

7.Greatest achievement : went to heaven to charge my
phone and the first man to land on the sun and stayed there
for 6 months

8.Silliest thing I’ve ever done.:Swimming in a tsunami and
driving towards a volcano.

9.Embarrassing moment : Couldn’t kill 100 lions with one
punch but at least 99 died and now the remaining one is a
cripple

10. Proudest moment : A cobra died after biting me

11.Hardest moment : Jumped from an aeroplane and
landed safely on a cricket pitch.

12.Something about me :I don’t like lying…i hate liars…they
make me sick.. ?