RANDOM JOKES EPISODE 4
- A guy just return from 5 yrs Imprisonment, You can’t believe his Girlfriend is asking him “What did u bring for me?” ๐๐
- A guy said, he stopped smoking weed since the day he dashed out his plasma TV to his neighbor thinking it’s a mirror.
- Two days in relationship and you are already calling him “my Pillar”,Can’t you allow the Cement to dry..?๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
- Last Sunday l went to church ,I walked almost half way then my phone starts showing “NO SERVICE” I returned home very happy I knew *there was no church that day Thanks to my phone . ๐คฃ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐
- I remember those days wen we see breast only wen a mother is breastfeeding her child these days gals nw use theirs as profile picture ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
- Wen a baby with no teeth bites yo breast u slap him bt wen dat daddy with 32 teeth bites u u beg him 2 continue. _God is watching._๐ค
- Those days when a teacher use to bring her child in class,the child would be treated like Beyonce even if she looks like a frog ๐ธ ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
- Dear ladies pls stop rushing home after church service๐ค.How will that Brother that has been eyeing you get your number be for marriage๐ค๐คท๐ปโ
- Those girls that usually say no sex until you wed, what if you get married to a man and you later found out that the man is okobo,what wil you do, remember marriage is for better for worse๐๐๐
- The only sex position approved by God is a man on top of a woman; Any other position is a sin.๐ Tell her she is beautiful and not hot,She is a lady and not a cup of tea๐ค๐ค๐ถ๐ถ Read related jokes: Random Jokes Episode 3
- If u treat me like power bank nd come to me when ever u re low. I will treat u like fake cord nd disapoint u when u need me most. Na who see me I see๐๐
- *Ladies it’s almost Christmas be very humble, even if he goes to the toilet, ask him baby how was your journey*๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ถโ๐ถ๐ถโ๐ถโ
- ๐Some Pple Don’t Know The Right Time To Greet. How Can I Be Urinating On The Road & U Still Greet Me? Can’t U Pretend that U Didn’t See Me? ๐๐
- People who are at the ATM to withdraw their last 1k are the most aggressive, you hear things like: Abeg shift na! U wan see my pin.
- Never open the door for an armed robber…Let them break it. It’s part of their job.
