Close Menu
Mhiztaemy
  • Home
  • Stories
  • Business Idea
  • Travel
  • Finance
  • Tech
  • Articles
  • Real Estate
  • Education
Facebook X (Twitter) Instagram
Facebook X (Twitter) Instagram
Mhiztaemy
Subscribe
  • Home
  • Stories
  • Business Idea
  • Travel
  • Finance
  • Tech
  • Articles
  • Real Estate
  • Education
  • ONGOING STORIES
  • COMPLETED STORIES
  • ACTION STORIES
  • MYSTERY STORIES
  • ROMANCE STORIES
Mhiztaemy
Stories Business Idea Travel Tech Finance Article Real Estate
Home ยป Americans and Nigerians chatting on Facebook
JOKES

Americans and Nigerians chatting on Facebook

AdminBy AdminFebruary 3, 2020Updated:February 12, 20263 Comments2 Mins Read
Facebook Twitter Pinterest LinkedIn Tumblr Email
Share
Facebook Twitter LinkedIn Pinterest Email WhatsApp Copy Link
Americans and Nigerians chatting on Facebook

Americans chatting on Facebook
Guy : So, what’s your name?
Girl : My name is Stella
Guy : Where do you live?
Girl : Fifth and main south west street
Guy :Can I get your contact?
Girl : Sure 555-678-989
Guy :Can we meet
Girl : I’ll make preparations
Guy : Okay, see you later then

Nigerian girls chatting
Guy : Hi
(Next day)
Guy : Hello
(Next day)
Guy : How are you doing?
Girl : Fine
Guy : So, what’s your name?
Girl : Can’t you see my user name?
Guy : Oh sorry, you’re Precious, I’m David by the way
Girl : Okay
Guy : So where do you stay?
Girl : Must you know? Do you want to visit me?
Guy : I just wanna know
Girl : I live at Abeokuta
Guy : But you bio says Lagos
Girl : So what?
Guy : OK, so can I get your number?
Girl : Why?
Guy : I just want to have it?
Girl : For what?
Guy : Nvm. Can we meet?
(After 10 mins)
Guy : Hello
(Next day)
Guy : Hi
(Next day)
Guy : Please answer me na
(Next day)

Facebook: You can no longer send messages to this user…

Related Posts

  • RANDOM JOKES EPISODE 1
  • RANDOM JOKES EPISODE 3
  • Jokes: A MAN COMES HOME LATE AT NIGHT.
  • Jokes: WHO IS THE REAL ROBBER??
  • Joke: ABOUT MHIZTA EMY
  • Jokes: NAIJA POLICE
  • What is this Country turning to
  • Jokes: Three Thieves
Share. Facebook Twitter Pinterest LinkedIn Tumblr Email
Admin
  • Website

Related Posts

RANDOM JOKES EPISODE 5

February 3, 2020

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TRAFFIC AND GO-SLOW

January 17, 2020

RANDOM JOKES EPISODE 4

December 20, 2019

3 Comments

  1. ROSMOUND on May 26, 2026 2:20 pm

    Lol

    Reply
  2. Chinagolum on May 28, 2026 6:39 pm

    Na so e dey be

    Reply
  3. FIZZY~FAVION~BLINKS on June 15, 2026 10:12 am

    Before nko

    Reply
Leave A Reply Cancel Reply

Recent Posts

  • The Patient – Chapter 16
  • Best Digital Banks and Fintech Apps in Nigeria in 2026: Top Secure Platforms to Save, Spend, Invest, and Grow Your Money
  • Best Banks in Nigeria for Savings Accounts in 2026: Top Choices to Grow Your Money Safely
  • Best Nigerian Banks for Salary Earners in 2026: 7 Smart Choices That Can Save You Money and Improve Your Banking Experience
  • The Don’s Forbidden Marriage – Chapter 2

Recent Comments

  1. Damhie on Wicked God – Prologueย 
  2. Chukwudi Favour on Sweet Sin – Final Chapter
  3. Wicked God - Chapter 5&6 - Mhiztaemy on 13 Smart Money Rules Every Nigerian Student Should Know Early
  4. Wicked God - Chapter 3&4 - Mhiztaemy on How to Start Investing in Nigeria With Little or No Experience: A Beginnerโ€™s Guide to Building Long-Term Wealth
  5. Wicked God - Chapter 1&2 - Mhiztaemy on The Best Way to Use Debt to Create Wealth: 7 Smart Borrowing Secrets That Can Grow Your Income
Our Picks

The Patient – Chapter 16

August 16, 2026

Best Digital Banks and Fintech Apps in Nigeria in 2026: Top Secure Platforms to Save, Spend, Invest, and Grow Your Money

August 16, 2026

Best Banks in Nigeria for Savings Accounts in 2026: Top Choices to Grow Your Money Safely

August 16, 2026

Best Nigerian Banks for Salary Earners in 2026: 7 Smart Choices That Can Save You Money and Improve Your Banking Experience

August 16, 2026
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
Don't Miss
Symphony Of Hearts

Symphony Of Hearts – Episode 3 & 4

By AdminJanuary 1, 20250

SYMPHONY OF HEARTSSymphony Of Hearts – Episode 3 & 4 { ….The Sparks Within ….…

Taken By The Mafia Lord-Chapter 36,37&38

April 9, 2026

Deception Episode 9

February 12, 2020

MY COLORLESS RAINBOW -Episode 18

November 11, 2019
Recent Comments
  • Damhie on Wicked God – Prologueย 
  • Chukwudi Favour on Sweet Sin – Final Chapter
  • Wicked God - Chapter 5&6 - Mhiztaemy on 13 Smart Money Rules Every Nigerian Student Should Know Early
  • Wicked God - Chapter 3&4 - Mhiztaemy on How to Start Investing in Nigeria With Little or No Experience: A Beginnerโ€™s Guide to Building Long-Term Wealth
Archives
Categories
About
About

Welcome to Mhiztaemy.com.ng, a fast-growing Nigerian blog dedicated to stories, tech updates, business ideas, and educational articles designed to inform, inspire, and empower readers.

Latest Post

The Patient – Chapter 16

August 16, 2026

Best Digital Banks and Fintech Apps in Nigeria in 2026: Top Secure Platforms to Save, Spend, Invest, and Grow Your Money

August 16, 2026

Best Banks in Nigeria for Savings Accounts in 2026: Top Choices to Grow Your Money Safely

August 16, 2026

Subscribe to Newsletter

Get the latest creative news from FooBar about art, design and business.

Facebook X (Twitter) Instagram
  • Home
  • About Us
  • Contact Us
  • Privacy Policy
© 2026 . Designed by Tempo Digital Culture

Type above and press Enter to search. Press Esc to cancel.

Ad Blocker Enabled!
Ad Blocker Enabled!
Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors. Please support us by disabling your Ad Blocker.