| EMY AND HIS DAD
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| Jokes
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Yesterday morning my dad gave me 100
naira to polish his shoe dat he wants to
wear to work, but i needed money to buy
airtime, so i quickly went inside my room
and use my vasline to polish the shoe.
Wen my dad came out to wear the shoe he
was happy becoz of d way it was shinning
so he said to me
Dad: this aboki really polished dis shoe well
oo
Me: yes dad(I smiled)
Dad: ok, tell your mum that i have gone to work
Me: ok, farewell dad(I was happy)
It was in the evening & i was in my room
watching tv when i heard my dad’s thick
voice calling out my name
Dad: EMY!
Me: yes dad!
Dad: go outside and take a good look at d
shoe i asked you to polish 4 me this morning!
When i got there i could not even recognize the
shoe any more it was as if the shoe was a
“Dust Magneter” it was completely covered
with dust, i quickly went back inside
Dad: wat did you use in polishing that shoe
I had nothing else to say, so i just told him the
truth
Me: my vasline
Dad: wat happened to the money i gave to you
Me: i i i….(stammering)
Dad: you wat?!
Me: i used it to buy airtime
Dad: airtime to do what
Me: to do Blogging
Dad: ok, you know what will happen now, you will
go back to your blog and narrate this story and
the number of Comment you get is the number of
days you won’t eat in this house.
Abeg make youna no comment plenty oo.
He is watching
Thanks!
