Jokes: WHO IS THE REAL ROBBER??

During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the
bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank:
“Don’t move. The money belongs to the State.
Your life belongs to you.”
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is
called “Mind Changing Concept” Changing the
conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the
robber shouted at her: “Please be civilized!
This is a robbery and not a rape!”
This is called “Being Professional” Focus only
on what you are trained to do!
When the bank robbers returned home, the
younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older
robber (who has only completed Year 6 in
primary school): “Big brother, let’s count how
much we got.”
The older robber rebutted and said: “You are
very stupid. There is so much money it will
take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV
news will tell us how much we robbed from
the bank!”
This is called “Experience.” Nowadays,
experience is more important than paper
qualifications!
After the robbers had left, the bank manager
told the bank supervisor to call the police
quickly. But the supervisor said to him: “Wait!
Let us take out $10 million from the bank for
ourselves and add it to the $70 million that
we have previously embezzled from the bank”.
This is called “Swim with the tide.” Converting
an unfavorable situation to your advantage!
The supervisor says: “It will be good if there is
a robbery every month.”
This is called “Killing Boredom.” Personal
Happiness is more important than your job.
The next day, the TV news reported that $100
million was taken from the bank. The robbers
counted and counted and counted, but they
could only count $20 million. The robbers
were very angry and complained: “We risked
our lives and only took $20 million. The bank
manager took $80 million with a snap of his
fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated
than to be a thief!”
This is called “Knowledge is worth as much as
gold!”
The bank manager was smiling and happy
because his losses in the share market are
now covered by this robbery.
This is called “Seizing the opportunity.” Daring
to take risks!
So who are the real robbers here




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