1. Traffic is an English go-slow, while go-slow is Nigeria traffic… Who stone me
2. Traffic is caused by traffic light, but go slow is caused by two useless drivers…
3. Traffic is controlled by traffic light, but go slow is controlled by koboko with slap… Ayaaa
4. In traffic u already know the cause, but in go slow no matter how you stretch your leg u can never find the cause… This one weak me..
5. But their general overseer (oga patapata) is HOLD UP…. Hmmm
6. In traffic u will buy Gala, in go slow u will buy bread , but in Hold up u will learn how to bake bread…. Who slap me
7. Traffic can make u lose ur flight, go slow can make u lose ur appointment but hold up will make u lose ur job….
8. When u re in a hold up beside a romper, when u finally left the hold up u will start smelling like a timper driver.
9. A man was in hold up nd his was called dat his wife put to bed, when he finally left the hold up it was the child dat came to open the door for him… Yeee, who hit me.
10. If Lagos give you job, hold up will take the job from u..
So many people has lost their jobs because of hold up…. Hold up does not live in Nigeria, it lives in Lagos…
Thank you.
