Joke: NIGERIAN Vs AMERICAN AND ENGLAND WEDDING

NIGERIAN  Vs AMERICAN AND ENGLAND WEDDING

Wedding in America


Invited:- 100
Present at the church:- 80
Present at the reception:- 70
Gifts:- 65
Missing objects:- 0

Wedding in England


Invited:- 50
Present at the church:- 50
Present at the reception:- 48
Gifts:- 48
Missing objects:- 0

Wedding in Nigeria


Invited:- 500
Present at the church:- 38
Present at the reception:- 1,078
Gifts:- 18
Envelops:- 70
Delivered dishes:- 1,092

Missing items:- 20 phones, 300 spoons, 10 cake knives, one photographer’s camera missing, cans beers, bottles of wine and whisky, kidnapping of two of the guests, boyfriend looking for girlfriend, girlfriend looking for her boyfriend, remaining gifts missing, fighting outside, spoons missing, 50 chairs broken, 5 tables broken, 3 decoration curtains missing.

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