Jokes: Three Thieves

A judge decides which kind of punishment each thief is about to receive!

• Judge: “You will get as many years in prison for as many items you`ve stolen.”
• First Thief: “I`ve stolen a can of sardines I get one year of prison”;
• Second Thief: “I`ve stolen a tray of eggs, I get 30 years!”;
• Third Thief: “Why? Why have I stolen a bag of rice?”